funny thursday quotes for this week
“Thursday mornings call for a double shot of espresso and a triple dose of optimism.”
“Thursday is the day when you can smell the weekend but can’t quite taste it.”
“Why did the coffee file a police report on Thursday? It got mugged by Monday, but it took a few days for it to gather enough steam.”
“Thursday is the day when I pretend to have my life together, even though my coffee is holding me upright.”
“Thursday: The day when my productivity levels match the speed of a snail on a coffee break.”