180 Very Funny Friday Quotes to Kickstart Your Weekend

A list of 180 funny quotes about Friday

I’m super excited to share some funny Friday quotes with you. Laughter is like magic—it can make us feel better, boost our happiness, and add fun to our lives.

So, why not sprinkle some humor into our Fridays and kickstart the weekend with a big smile?

In this blog post, we’ll explore cool and funny quotes that will make you laugh out loud. Let’s jump right in and enjoy the giggles together!

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Fun Friday quotes

1. “Keep calm and pretend it’s not Friday. Said no one ever!”
2. “Friday: The day when dreams become weekend plans.”
3. “Friday: The beginning of my liver’s workweek.”
4. “It’s Friday! Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.”
5. “Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”
6. “If Friday had a flavor, it would definitely be a margarita.”
7. “On Fridays, I prefer my coffee in a martini.”
8. “Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
9. “Friday is my favorite day to overuse exclamation points!!!”
10. “Wishing you a weekend that feels as long as Monday’s to-do list.”

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11. “I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.”
12. “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to save the day!”
13. “It’s Friday! Time to put on your positive pants.”
14. “Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?”
15. “Friday is my second favorite F-word. My first is ‘food.’ Definitely, food.”
16. “If Friday had a face, I’d give it a high-five!”
17. “Friday called. She’s on her way, and she’s bringing the pizza.”
18. “Friday: The day that’s only two days away from being Monday again.”
19. “I’m not addicted to coffee; we’re just in a committed relationship until Friday is over.”
20. “Friday is the day I count how many cups of coffee it takes to get through the week.”

Funny Friday quotes for work or the workplace

1. “Friday: The only day when ‘LOL’ doesn’t mean ‘Lots of Emails.'”
2. “It’s Friday, so let’s file those reports…in the ‘Fun’ folder!”
3. “TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Funny!”
4. “Inhale coffee, exhale humor. It’s Friday at the office!”
5. “Friday: The superhero that saves us from the boredom of spreadsheets!”
6. “On Fridays, we measure success by the decibels of laughter in the office!”
7. “Friday: Where deadlines and punchlines collide!”
8. “Friday is my second favorite ‘F’ word. It’s right after ‘feedback.'”
9. “On Fridays, I’m the office optimist. I actually believe the copier is going to work.”
10. “Friday: The day I can finally close all the 100 tabs I opened this week.”

11. “If Friday had a signature color, it would definitely be ‘casual.'”
12. “I’m not saying I’m the office superhero, but have you ever seen me and Friday in the same room together?”
13. “I can’t wait for Monday, said no one in the office on Friday.”
14. “Friday is the day we count down to 5 PM in dog years.”
15. “Friday is the day I put the ‘pro’ in ‘procrastination.'”
16. “I have a condition called ‘I can’t work on Fridays,’ but don’t worry, it’s not contagious.”
17. “Friday is the day I finally put the ‘out of office’ message on my brain.”
18. “Friday is the day we discover how many things are ‘urgent’ until Monday.”
19. “Friday: The day I switch from spreadsheets to bed sheets.”
20. “The best work happens on Fridays when you pretend to be busy until the boss leaves.”

Funny Friday sayings

1. “Friday: The day I officially declare as ‘Pajama Suit Friday’ at work.”
2. “Friday is the day we all become amateur meteorologists, predicting a 100% chance of ‘happy hour’ in the evening.”
3. “On Fridays, my coffee is recreational, not just for survival.”
4. “Friday is the only day of the week where ‘wine’ and ‘win’ share the same letters. Coincidence? I think not.”
5. “Friday: The day I switch my coffee to decaf and pretend I’m normal.”
6. “If Friday had a face, it would look a lot like my ‘finally finished with work’ face.”
7. “Friday is the day I count my blessings… and the minutes until the weekend starts.”
8. “Friday: The only day I can justify wearing a tiara to work. You’re welcome, coworkers!”
9. “The best project I’ve ever worked on is turning Friday into FriYAY!”
10. “Friday is the day when my coffee is so strong, it has a resume.”

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11. “Friday: The only day I can justify wearing sunglasses indoors – to block out the office fluorescents.”
12. “If Friday had a catchphrase, it would be ‘TGIF: Thank Goodness I’m Fabulous!'”
13. “Friday is the day when I switch from ‘to-do’ lists to ‘to-do whatever I want’ lists.”
14. “On Fridays, my office chair has a mind of its own. It keeps trying to roll toward the exit.”
15. “Friday: The day I switch my computer password to ‘weekendvibes123.'”
16. “The word ‘Friday’ is music to my ears. It’s like my weekly theme song!”
17. “If I had a dollar for every time I thought about the weekend on a Friday, I could afford to retire.”
18. “Friday is the day I practice my ‘out of office’ stare, even when I’m still in the office.”
19. “Friday: The day I have to remind myself not to break into a happy dance at my desk…again.”
20. “I love Fridays so much; I’d even be willing to have a ‘Monday’ if it meant having a ‘Friday’ right after.”

Funny quotes for Friday morning

1. “Friday is the day when my coffee needs coffee before I can function.”
2. “If Friday had a theme song, it would be ‘I Gotta Feeling’ by The Black Eyed Peas.”
3. “Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work, and then you slow down for the weekend.”
4. “On Fridays, my productivity is like the Bermuda Triangle – things just disappear!”
5. “I’m so excited about Friday that I could do a somersault… if I knew how.”
6. “Friday is the day I officially declare that I won’t do any work-related tasks until Monday. Then I proceed to check my work email.”
7. “Friday: The day where the only decision you need to make is ‘bottle or glass.'”
8. “Friday is the only day that I’m willing to say ‘Cheers!’ before noon.”
9. “I’m on the ‘see food’ diet. I see food, and I eat it, especially on Fridays.”
10. “Friday is the day I switch from ‘work mode’ to ‘weekend mode,’ which means I put on sweatpants.”

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11. “Friday is the gateway drug to the weekend.”
12. “Why is Friday the best day for business meetings? Because no one wants to be there, so the sooner it’s over, the better.”
13. “If Friday had a personality, it would be the life of the party.”
14. “I wish every day was Friday and every night was a Friday night.”
15. “Friday is the day when I realize my superhero power is making time slow down at work.”
16. “The only decision you should be making on a Friday is which cocktail to have next.”
17. “Friday is the day when I turn into a part-time worker and a full-time fun enthusiast.”
18. “Friday is my favorite day of the week because it’s like a mini-vacation.”
19. “Friday is the day I put the ‘high’ in ‘high-five.'”
20. “I love Fridays so much that I named my WiFi network ‘Friday.'”

Funny quotes for Friday evenings

1. “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.”
2. “It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.”
3. “On Fridays, I’m so relaxed I could be mistaken for a sloth doing yoga.”
4. “I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.”
5. “Friday is the day I switch my car’s GPS to ‘random adventure mode.'”
6. “Friday: The day I leave my problems at the office and head straight for the weekend solutions.”
7. “On Fridays, the workweek is like a suitcase that you’re trying to close, and the weekend is the overstuffed clothes you have to sit on to make it fit.”
8. “If Friday were a food, it would be a ‘Fun-day Sundae’ with extra sprinkles.”
9. “It’s Friday! I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it.”
10. “I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.”

11. “I’m not a morning person, but if I woke up every day with the anticipation of a Friday, I’d be.”
12. “Friday is my motivation to get through the week.”
13. “Friday is the day when I start my weekend project: finishing all the projects I started during the week.”
14. “Friday is the day when the office clock slows down to a crawl, and the wall clock speeds up.”
15. “I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday again,” said no one ever.
16. “Friday is the day that reminds us to take a break from the craziness of life and just chill.”
17. “Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday?”
18. “Friday is the day I officially start counting down the hours until Monday.”
19. “If Friday had a face, I would kiss it.”
20. “When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee and wait for Friday.”

Funny Friday captions

1. “Friday: The reason my coffee is extra excited.”
2. “I’m 99% sure my Friday mood can be heard from space.”
3. “Friday called. She’s bringing the party, and I’m bringing the snacks.”
4. “On Fridays, I’m 100% ‘I deserve a treat’ mode.”
5. “Dressed up for Friday like I’m going to meet my long-lost weekend.”
6. “I’ve got that ‘Friday feeling’ on a Tuesday. Oops!”
7. “Friday: The day I become a full-time professional at pretending to work.”
8. “If Friday had a fan club, I’d be the president.”
9. “My superpower? I can make time slow down on a Friday afternoon.”
10. “Friday: The day when my brain switches to ‘weekend mode.'”

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11. “I’m not saying I live for the weekends, but Fridays are my spirit animal.”
12. “Coffee in one hand, weekend plans in the other – it must be Friday!”
13. “I waited all week for Friday, and now it’s finally here…and I’m too tired to move.”
14. “Friday: The day I start counting down to the next weekend.”
15. “I don’t make mistakes; I make Fridays.”
16. “Friday: The day when my to-do list becomes a ‘to-don’t’ list.”
17. “Friday: Because adulting can wait until Monday.”
18. “If Friday had a theme song, it would be ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey.”
19. “I’m not saying I’m a weekend warrior, but I’ve been training for Friday all week.”
20. “Weekend forecast: Lazy mornings, followed by scattered naps, and a 99% chance of fun!”

Funny happy Friday quotes 

1. “Friday: The day when ‘caffeine’ and ‘daydream’ form a powerful alliance.”
2. “Friday: The only day I’m allowed to talk to myself at work without judgment.”
3. “My computer asked me if I wanted to ‘save changes’ on a Friday. I said no; it’s the weekend’s problem now.”
4. “Friday is the day I excel at ‘multi-slacking’ instead of multitasking.”
5. “I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but on Fridays, I can make the clock’s hands move faster.”
6. “My boss asked me if I had any plans for the weekend on a Friday. I said, ‘Yes, avoiding work.'”
7. “Friday is the day I look at the clock and wonder, ‘Is it too early for a nap?'”
8. “I’ve got 99 problems, but Friday just solved 98 of them.”
9. “Friday: The day I make ‘working hard’ look like ‘hardly working.'”
10. “Friday is the day I try to remember what I did all week… and then forget it because it’s the weekend!”

11. “I may not be a morning person, but I’m definitely a ‘Friday’ person!”
12. “If Friday had a personality, it would be a combination of ‘party animal’ and ‘couch potato.'”
13. “Friday: The day when I can finally stop pretending to look busy at work.”
14. “On Fridays, I’m a ‘professional relaxologist.'”
15. “Friday is the day I put the ‘we’ in ‘weekend.'”
16. “Friday: The day I officially switch from ‘adulting’ to ‘adolescenting.'”
17. “Friday: The day I contemplate the deep questions like, ‘Do I want ice cream or pizza for dinner?'”
18. “I don’t need a GPS on Fridays; my heart knows the way to the weekend.”
19. “Friday is the day I start my weekend diet. It’s called ‘no-diet.'”
20. “Friday is the day I become an expert in ‘weekendology.'”

Motivational Friday quotes

1. “Finish strong: It’s Friday, and you’re almost there!”
2. “Friday motivation: Give it your all and leave no room for regrets.”
3. “Embrace the challenges of Friday, for they lead to personal growth.”
4. “Friday: The perfect day to turn dreams into reality.”
5. “You’ve got this! Keep pushing forward; it’s Friday!”
6. “Friday motivation: Believe in yourself and the power of your dreams.”
7. “You’re capable of amazing things. Happy Friday, go conquer!”
8. “Friday: The opportunity to end the week on a high note and set new goals.”
9. “Your hard work and determination will pay off. Happy Friday!”
10. “Let your Friday motivation propel you to new heights of success.”

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11. “Friday: The day to embrace challenges, overcome obstacles, and shine.”
12. “Don’t just survive, thrive. Happy Friday!”
13. “Celebrate your accomplishments and set new goals on this empowering Friday.”
14. “Friday is the day to step out of your comfort zone and chase your dreams.”
15. “Unlock your potential. It’s Friday, the perfect day to ignite your passions.”
16. “Friday motivation: Keep going, keep growing, and never give up.”
17. “Make every Friday count towards your personal and professional growth.”
18. “You are capable of achieving greatness. Happy Friday!”
19. “Friday: The reminder to believe in yourself and your abilities.”
20. “Let Friday be the catalyst for positive change in your life.”

Inspirational quotes about Fridays

1. “Friday: A fresh start to pursue your dreams with renewed energy.”
2. “Friday is the canvas, and you are the artist. Paint a masterpiece.”
3. “Fridays remind us to embrace the beauty of each passing week.”
4. “Friday: A gentle reminder to celebrate life and cherish every moment.”
5. “Let Friday be the doorway to a weekend filled with inspiration and joy.”
6. “Friday whispers, ‘You’ve made it through another week. Keep going.'”
7. “Friday is the reward for your hard work and dedication throughout the week.”
8. “On Fridays, the possibilities are endless. Dream big, my friend.”
9. “Each Friday is a chance to reflect, grow, and become a better version of yourself.”
10. “Friday: The day to let go of the past, embrace the present, and welcome the future.”

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11. “Friday is a reminder that life is a journey, and each week is a new chapter.”
12. “Let Friday be your inspiration to create a life that truly makes you happy.”
13. “Friday: The day to find inspiration in the simple joys that surround you.”
14. “You are the author of your Friday story. Make it inspiring and worth sharing.”
15. “Friday is a blank page. Fill it with positivity, gratitude, and kindness.”
16. “Let Friday ignite your passion and guide you towards your purpose.”
17. “Friday: The perfect opportunity to turn dreams into actionable plans.”
18. “On Fridays, seek inspiration in the small moments that make life extraordinary.”
19. “May your Fridays be filled with inspiration, growth, and endless possibilities.”
20. “Let Friday be the catalyst for living a life that fills your soul with joy.”

FAQ: Why should I read funny Friday quotes?

First off, reading funny Friday quotes can really boost your mood and make you feel happier.

When we laugh, it’s like a mini escape from all the stress and worries of the week. It’s a break that helps us relax and have some fun.

So, by reading these quotes on a Friday, you’re giving yourself a little happiness boost and setting the tone for a great weekend.

But that’s not all! Laughing has some cool benefits for our health, too. It can actually help our immune system, lower stress, and even improve our heart health.

It’s like a natural medicine that makes us feel good inside and out.

Funny quotes also have a way of making us think differently and see things from a new perspective.

Life can sometimes be a bit too serious, and we can get caught up in all the serious stuff.

But when we come across a funny quote, it reminds us not to take things too seriously. It helps us lighten up, find humor in everyday life, and approach things in a more relaxed way.

Oh, and let’s not forget about the social aspect! Sharing funny quotes with friends, family, or classmates can create a bond and make everyone smile.

It’s like a little gift you can give to brighten someone else’s day.

FAQ: How do I incorporate funny Friday quotes into my daily routine?

First, find a good source for funny quotes that you enjoy. It could be a website, a social media account, or a funny quote book.

Look for quotes that make you laugh and bring a smile to your face. This way, you’ll have a lot of fun reading them!

Next, think about when the best time is to incorporate these funny quotes into your routine.

Many people like to read them on Friday mornings because it sets a happy mood for the upcoming weekend.

You could create a little tradition where you read a funny quote while having breakfast or sipping your morning drink. It’s like a delightful treat to start your day with a smile.

It’s also a great idea to share these quotes with others. You can send them to your family, friends, or even classmates. Sharing laughter is contagious, and it spreads joy to everyone around you.

You can even create a group chat or share the quotes on social media to make others smile too.

If you want, you can keep a quotes journal of your favorite funny quotes. Write them down, decorate the pages, and revisit them whenever you need a good laugh or a boost of happiness.

It’s like having your own special collection of jokes and happiness that you can turn to whenever you want.

Lastly, don’t limit yourself to only Fridays! Funny quotes can bring joy to any day of the week. If you find a quote that you love, share it, enjoy it, and let it brighten your day.

Did you like these funny Friday quotes?